The face of determination
This is what I look like as I plot destruction; I being akin to Shiva, destroyer of people who pass the buck of their failings onto me.
Look at me. I don’t look plucky and full of cheer. Thats not a good look for the guy you count on to fix your shit. When people go passive aggressive with the underhanded comments in meetings, I get annoyed. When you follow that up with group-all emails, I’m a bit ornery. But when I come to your cube and ask you point blank (and especially nicely, I might add) and you do this whole playing ignorant thing (“I didn’t mean it like that.” “I guess I could have talked to you about it first”) you just insult my intelligence.
Pray your projects are flawless. I’m particular (petty) about my reputation in every circle, and this nerd (moi) has gone the distance with sneakier, savvier and more ruthless game than you.
I’ll see you in the sarlaac pit, but know that my backpack has jets.
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That is a scary looking Aaron right there. Don’t people ever learn that when you poke the bear you just get mauled? Words to live by: Don’t poke the bear. Don’t piss off a nerd. (We’ll mess you up)
I pray you grant mercy on the unworthy idiots around you. And if not, I’m glad I won’t personally witness the carnage.
[quote comment=""]Words to live by: Don’t poke the bear.[/quote]
That’s probably the wisest thing ever written on this blog ever. You NEVER poke the bear — and “never” definitely includes group-all email replies that should be best kept interpersonal.
I recounted the day’s events to Suzy and as soon as I got to the group-all email, she knew it was ON. She tensed up, as if to say, “someone just poked the bear.”
please let us know when it is safe to return to the surface world.
[quote comment=""]please let us know when it is safe to return to the surface world.[/quote]
After dispatching my foe with a cavalcade of dispensible henchmen, my arching is complete… For now….
No mercy. No remorse. Greet all with open arms, but, once crossed – crush, kill, destroy. Excellent post. Made my day. Scary pic.